Wangenstein's Dynamite-not

"Clear the room without the BOOM!"

Just the thing for those times when you need total distraction without total destruction. Getting some unwanted attention from a gang of toughs or just need to empty a room? Just watch their faces as you hold up one of these beauties and casually light it. Then watch their dust as they see how fast they can run to the next county! They won't stop to wonder why it (and you) didn't explode until you're well on your way.

Dynamite-not is made from the exact same stick and fuse as its more-explosive cousin. The difference? Dynamite-not is loaded with harmless sand, as opposed to TNT, giving it an authentic weight while assuring its complete safety. In addition, its markings are identical to those used for sticks of dynamite. Be careful not to mix Dynamite-not with real dynamite because, apart from 'sweating', you won't be able to tell them apart by sight!

Damage: 1d4 Wind (used as blackjack)

Price:

One stick and fuse: $2.00
Replacement fuses: $0.05 per foot

2001 Derek D. Bass
 

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